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Broken Skateboards - Call me Gordon Leadfoot

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Bruised heals, broken skateboards, de-lam's and wheelbite! If you're familiar with these terms chances are you have become a victim to having what I like to call lead feet. Do you ever have those days where you ollie off a curb and it appears you just ollied a twelve stair? Have you ever broken more than one board in a day? Well I have, and let me tell you spending $100 bucks on two decks in one day is a bit ridiculous. Given it's just a piece of wood, and if landed upon with the right pressure it can easily break, but what gives? Why do my feet land anywhere but over the bolts? And do they make Viagra for leg stamina? My legs are that of your average 62 year old. Seriously here, if I don't figure this out I'm going to need a second job. At this point it's just not a good economic decision for me to try any tricks. So if you see me around at a park don't expect anything but some sweet bowl carving.

Thanks,
The Angry Skateboarder

31 Comments

  1. Greg Custer says:

    That is probably because you bite your skateboard decks!

  2. Some One says:

    But he has high fiber!!!

  3. Mike says:

    They were free so…

  4. MARK says:

    YOU PROBABLY GET FREE BOARDS EVERY DAY YOU DAMN LIAR!

  5. I’ve paid for way more decks than I have ever gotten for free!

  6. brandon says:

    yes i will have to agree with this. skateboards at times can be so expensive especially if there only going to have only a day or so of skating. prices are ridiculous 50 dollars for a piece of wood. but the real question is how much does it really cost to construct such a piece?

  7. Myspace Loser says:

    Umm if you wont new boards i know a place where you can get them cheap and i aint talkin bout ccs om talkin bout Active Mailorder YEAH!!!!

  8. danny says:

    Umm if u want new boards that arent $50
    i know a place u can get them and i aint talkin about ccs im talkin about Active Mailorder YEAH!!!

  9. Steven says:

    you shold try that new Foundation fiberlam.

  10. johnsmith says:

    quit skating lead foot

  11. will says:

    well you get them for free. so what are you worrying about. sure for the people who buy them its a lot. but since you pay nothing dont complain

  12. locdogg says:

    Why do kids in the midwest think working for a skateboard company is some kind of magical land where decks grow on trees? Nobody gets decks free just because they work for a skateboard company. You get free decks when you are SPONSORED, which is a totally different thing. You might get a decent discount or the occasional defect, but the company can’t afford to be giving away decks all willy-nilly. People that work at Macy’s can get a discount on Macy’s clothes, people that work for a skate company can get skate goods at a discount. It’s just a perk of working for a company. However, they never give **** away unless it’s damaged goods or you’ve worked your ass off for it.

  13. YEAHRIGHT!! says:

    hmmm…”locdogg’s” lingo and word choice seems awful familiar(scratches head). could it be one of the alias’ of the one and only “angry skateboarder”?Perhaps…

  14. locdogg says:

    Not the same guy, sorry. This might shatter your world view, but it’s possible for a skater to use proper grammar and capitalization and NOT work for a publication!

  15. Mike says:

    Not the same guy, sorry. This might shatter your world view, but it’s possible for a skater to use proper grammar and capitalization and NOT work for a publication!

  16. Mike says:

    I agree with darko. Like anyone else knows about “wills nills”. You can’t fool us lock dog.

  17. MARK says:

    IT’S ALL ABOUT STEREO SKATEBOARDS ANY WAY!!! ACTIVE SHOULD SUPPORT THE STEREOSOUNDAGENCY!!! JOIN OR PERISH!!!

  18. locdogg2 says:

    locdogg?

  19. Hair Cut-stard says:

    where’s the new angry skateboarder?

  20. Sweet play on words there! As for now I have nothing to write about.

  21. lazy ass who skatebirrds says:

    i need a new board broke mine flimin for my shop vid anal lover 3 yea it sound as if its a porno but it a sick ass boarding movie brosiff!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. low card says:

    ..

  23. First Mate says:

    The broken skateboard in the photo at the top of this page looks exactly like MINE. Odd that it also somehow bears an uncanny likeness to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

  24. krooked eye killa says:

    do most kids even know who gordon lightfoot is?

  25. First Mate says:

    PR is a dumbass.

  26. Illegal Immigrant says:

    Try not to bite your decks they dont like it much ._.

  27. Skateactsy says:

    What Are de-lam’s?

    i hate hot-pockets

  28. josh says:

    i dont think anyone on here sk8s. you all sound like a bunch of doshbags. and delam is when the plys dont stick together anymore. if you dont think i sk8 u can go 2 my youtube channel. or type in josh wade skating.

  29. Skate4life says:

    JOSH IS A FUCKEN POSER BITCHH

  30. Skate4life says:

    I am smarter than you HA

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